I need to stuff a pillow under your butt!

Sometimes I have good 'Light juju' and sometimes I don't.

I'm home with salad.

Did you know that you can see stars in your bedroom?

She wants to live while she's alive.

Would she take more Prozac instead of a diamond ring?

I'm pretty good at playing dumb.

Leslie, would you whack that gong for me?

I put things in, I don't take them out!

I don't understand why your vagina has to have the light on...

Shhhh! Time travel  is my super-power!

Murky is my name today.

I can absorb.

Several people in that end of the world said "No".

It's hard to compete with the elephant's instep.

I've got a bad case of JCAHO disease.

I don't want to be the reason for your face-plant

I'm calling as we speak.

Muffins are different than biscuits.

And I've come to love biscuits.

Are you on board with the "okey dokey"?

How can you sing along with your 'cakehole' closed?

His bottom is in good condition.

It's more buttery than rummy.

I thought maybe I could get it in the slot...but I can't

I'M HUNGRY!!!

I'm not the bath Gestapo.

I feel so sloppy. I'm dropping my waffle.

I hate to eat in the morning.

I don't like being behind things I can't see through.

Hey!!! There's a plane!!!

Oh. That's the airport...

Laughing and driving isn't good because my eyes get small.

Once in awhile they are just amazing: belches.

sasquatch I can handle...but you go too far, my friend, with buddy the elf!!!

I respond to Scottish!

Your butt is higher than mine.

I don't like to hear myself breathe...

My beet experiment did not go well.

Sorry. Wait.

OK. Sorry. I was still in French in my brain..

Yours is hot, mine is not hot.

Mmmm, wait, yes it is. It was just one little area that wasn't hot.

She has the nipple equivalent of a wandering eye...

With a name like that, it smells like Disney!

No matter how you spell it, you still have to haul it!

I face-melt myself all the time!

I'll be the loopy one!

I'll soak up any props I happen to stumble upon.

Keith knows poop!

If you're little, it's big.

I'll see your patch and raise you a peanut butter cup.

We'll just let sleeping catheters lie.

This office has that "new car smell".

I've been an oddity all my life.