You're an over achiever, in the poop department.

How about some onion ice cream?

We focus on pain and poop.

Auto correct. But a wretchy retch it was.

I got your McMuffin right here......

I am the eagle to your birds. Splat!

Woo hoo! Porta-Potties!

I'll send a lackey and settle for 20.

If it has an orange thingy on it, don't send it.

There are times when you should just let people be rude and not say anything.

I meant wee wee wee all the way home. Not wee wee!

Let's pause while we're paused,
...and just DO this.

Hey! Don't poke people with your monkey!

Ohhh, THERE'S my incognito.

He's a lovely color of orange.

You need me, and I need to sit the frick down.

Thanks, but no thanks. The dry heaving is burning my throat.

Not only am I a chicken, I'm dyslexic!

Oops.

(that was me)

You and this apple have become traveling companions!

I know she's eating because I find stuff in her bed.

She had wrinkles in her feet. We got excited about that.

We have lived in skunk heaven all weekend.

If you touch her feet she will hit you.

Bring me back some bluegrass!

If I had multi-hued boots I'd wear them!

She's going to die of old age....eventually.

You're the one with the broken neck. You need to be sitting in that chair.

I have to keep rinsing off the goobies.

I need to stuff a pillow under your butt!

Sometimes I have good 'Light juju' and sometimes I don't.

I'm home with salad.

Did you know that you can see stars in your bedroom?

She wants to live while she's alive.

Would she take more Prozac instead of a diamond ring?

I'm pretty good at playing dumb.

Leslie, would you whack that gong for me?

I put things in, I don't take them out!

I don't understand why your vagina has to have the light on...

Shhhh! Time travel  is my super-power!

Murky is my name today.

I can absorb.

Several people in that end of the world said "No".

It's hard to compete with the elephant's instep.

I've got a bad case of JCAHO disease.

I don't want to be the reason for your face-plant

I'm calling as we speak.

Muffins are different than biscuits.

And I've come to love biscuits.

Are you on board with the "okey dokey"?

How can you sing along with your 'cakehole' closed?