Homemade from artificial ingredients.

It must be a half order from an especially large pig.

Large output, but foul looking output.

You can be a stranger in Portland

He is not Kenny Rogers anymore.

Can you spray some in my mouth?

If it's real, I'll have some.

I go through leather gloves so fast.

Cherries and horse poop don't cross pollinate.

I didn't want to stay, so I went bowling.

I'm just going to get sloshed.

It might have been a cork problem.

Nine people, two dogs, two cats, one horse and a turkey.

if im not here when u get home, i took the pies...

She has purple urine bag syndrome.

The swelling lizard thing is different.

If it's MUG, I'm happy!

It's germ alley in here.

You're only doing two things: grieving and breathing.

I'm taking those off

Yucky drainage.

Yucky!

You have to have some kind of pain

I have a real problem; she's blind!

It's gonna hunt me down later today.

Scott did

Were there fava beans?

I'll use anything I can get my hands on.

My instincts were raised to a high level.....

I'm not completely

Are "we" lactating?

I have a password for each of you.........

Please shoot me.

And the yeast.

You can't always outrun the one-legged guy.

We're pretty well nursed out, aren't we?

It's colder than a well digger's weenie.

Get a heart, woman!

She's got a flat face.

You'll never have that slip problem

It comes out every so often

No joy in Mudville, no grief in Stayton.

If it's chocolate, I don't care how old it is.

I dripped at breakfast

Sometimes you have to kind of pull the stuff out of the box...

OK, my Monday morning is showing...

We're forgetting to carry the one somewhere.

I want to be your dog.

THIS belongs in HERE!

It's not fair that I had to stress about that.

Right! Exactly!