We love being the grammar police!

Yikes, the Osmonds are taking over!

I like to say "porkulus".

She is wearing the guilt-hair shirt

When she has a confusional episode, he gets very upset.

I need more jingle bells in my life.

She's looking through her E-book again.

Even the squeaky floors wake him up.

I never want to live in a trailer

for what it's worth

that's my goal in life

You know, Peace, and all those other good things

We're trying to tweak something.

Could somebody plug in Elizabeth please?

our medical director is big-time into the onion

I have the gift of nearsightedness

It was another naugle

I'm getting hungry looking at your cup

That just scared the hoho right out'a her

People breathe until they don't.

My mom could have used those bananas.

Have a good celery day!

Cows are hate free

Funny! And gross!

Let me know what's going on.

I don't want to be sold.

Survived our Medicare probe

We're doing some FAXing from the field.

I still have massage and music to finish

Everybody wants a piece of this pie

Willamette Valley Hospice:
We're doing more with less.

The garbage has to be picked up.

We're skinnying by

If you do all deaths it's apples to apples.

We're very much feeling the competition.

Popularity trumps artsy-fartsy.

I just feel dizzy.

I feel like a happy yo-yo.

I love the hat but I hate the chips.

Could you please get your leg out of my pants?

Late request for romance refill.

How do ya like my new parking spot?

I'm tired of doing the insanity dance

I always measure the left.

Blah blah blah
(Repeat)

This morning he was in a pool of drool.

He's pureed.

I've already moved on.

SKIN is still showing up

And the spankings happen at lunch.

Heidi has her own BB.

That whets my appetite.