I want the 'tink!' but not the 'thud!'

I don't know what to do about my bowel movements!

I'm still perfecting Clark Kent. Superman will have to wait.

I know nada about Rambo.

I have so many people on morphine right now.

You look like you just came over from England, but you had a bowl on your head first...

I start doing something and then I have to stop and do the chicken thing.

It's OK to float, but I hope you don't sink.

If the wheelchair is rockin', don't come a knockin'.

You're blowing fuses AND you have scabies.

I think your dog is leaking.

I don't know how I'm blessed with toes.

Eat, drink, and be, well-whatever......

I feel better with the orangutan...

The ICE is like a free roller coaster :D

I am sir tortoise today, not sir speedy

Can I blame it on cold, fat fingers?

I have no problem avoiding sugar...as long as it is not around.

'Cause I have random things speak to me too...

Sorry, I just realized we were talking about two different weeks...

Drop and go!

 

(that's the way it works...)

In my mind I know what she's on.

He moves well enough to fall down...

....I've been bumping into crap all week.

She's got those bruises from the little thin-skinned people

She talks....she just doesn't say anything.

I mentioned your name and she didn't say anything...

Whoa! Brain fart!

I told him I'd be measuring his weight and monitoring his girth!

You had me at "alert and oriented"...

I'm monitoring his left thigh...

I like throat cancer...

I feel light headed with possibilities...

He rarely complains of pain other than people putting their fingers up his bottom.

She's singing the wonders of dexamethasone.

He just has pain when I'm there.

He's frozen in a pleasnt look...

She's doing better: she's wearing clothes now!

Peace on earth and all that jazz

 

(image: globe with halo, dove, and white-gloved jazz-hands)

To the best of my ability to discern, we are golden.

Thanks for being me today. Try not to rumple my clothes.

I approve of mediocrity (sp).

A chocolate cake is a terrible thing to waste.

He must be more of a savory person.

everyone should experience his giggle...

I know you like to cheese your own, so...

I don't mind farting, as long as it doesn't hurt...

I'm feeling resentful about the amount of memory space you just took up.

I see your lips moving

Now my double chins will show.