Sometimes I think my rib cage is just too heavy...

The only thing we're keeping an eye on is her bottom...

She was talkative....she let me soak her feet.

I like dirt! It's the first thing I've eaten that doesn't taste like chicken.

She is a devious little dear.

I didn't know they could hop.

If I promise no fuss or feathers, can I come and see him?

It's the new age fruitcake!

Tina was Tina, as Tina can be...

Phil and I will bring the wind and the bugs.

My bag was the only thing that kept my ankles from being chewed on.

We did the happy hemorrhoid dance.

If you know Origami, you could make a swell menagerie.

Keith needs stories!

I've been there with one of those loaf manglers.

I'll stand out here and smell the pumpkin lightly.

It's a hot dog, lower the bar.

Are my lips too tart?

Oh!

I thought it fell off...but I guess it's still attached...

Sometimes I amaze myself with my left hand!

My brain takes leaps I didn't intend it to...

Somebody is honking at you.

Mentally she is a little bit everywhere.

I was going to bring my own wet noodle, but I forgot...

He'd crush you if he fell on you.

Heh... woops. Thanks.

So many fire drills, so few hoses.

You open it!!!

I don't want another ferret...or whatever...

Warped minds are also speedy!

oh my squeak is pretty loud.
spacing out the noise.

He's got a little potty problem.

Let's have a cranky-fest!

I've got crankiness in my bones today.

You're the man.

The tomato man.

He's got red crinkles.

I feel cheated. I didn't smell anything.

I've been going days without getting hold of any humans...

You can talk about the bowel stuff.

I don't think she's decomposing.

I usually do my lightbulb changing on Fridays...

I'm a casual sneezer...

You're "young old" -- you're not "old old" yet!

synch doen

Somehow a liver smoothie doesn't sound all that good.

They're gonna be jingling all over the place...

I replaced it yesterday, now it hurts.

...that's a lot of chili!

I didn't think she had time to become an invalid...

It's probably best if you just stop talking now.

Good is better than pretty.

 

(and lucky is better than good!)