FRONT:
Okey dokey <insert name of preferred vegetable in this space>

BACK:
Make mine broccoli

They said he had a heart attack, so he didn't feel like a shower when I got there.

She toddles...

I have a black belt in 'run away'

I left the burrito out too long.

It's like some crazy music nerd stuff.

The family are concerned that she is whistling and scratching at the walls.

Everybody looks bad when they get out of the hospital.....

Give me your teeth!

I'm the bottleneck!

...also a Mexican fellow named Herman.

I'd suggest you wait on the weaning....

I have one this color but it's not swirly.

I don't think my pants are on fire.

So is boot season over?

She's not really in a dying frame of mind...

Yep, blanked on that today. I will self flagellate pronto.

It's nice to be schmoozed.

Back to vacation. Just wanted to make sure there weren't any mishaps in the staffing ether.

Give me a few minutes and then everybody synch.

If it's green the cat will eat it.

I don't like to type with my fingers...

I am coiffed and coffee imbibed good to go!

Oh. It must be that 'human' part of your genome...

I hunt because when it comes to the end of the world you'll want a redneck on your team.

I like my beer out of a wine glass.

You have reached the number you have called.

I've got too many people swimming in my head right now.

Don't confuse me with the facts. I wanna sing.

Don't touch that honey. You don't know where those bees have been.

When the family's ready, you'd better go.

I'm like a chalkboard -- there's nothing there...

I'm a temporary vegan.

She was our stand-in salmon

You don't see many women with beards.

Sorry about the "honey" part.

She seems to be a little rounder each time I go.

Anti-coagulation is overrated.

...what do you expect, pom poms?

Rebecca is our guru.

Is there anything better than eating tacos in a limo?

Am I going to sneeze, or am I going to just sit here and have a  tickle?

chest hair lol

Hooray for babies!

I never have any fun when I vomit.

I really like skating, I just don't like wearing skates.

I'm mucho magnanimous!

He is like Jello: if you put him in a chair he just sort of starts oozing down.

I've got 8 BRA's, which should keep me busy for awhile.

Blurb, dude!