Meanwhile, my son smells like dirty socks!

She went from zero to maniac in ten seconds.

He looks like a puffed up little chicken.

The one on his butt is getting serious.

I don't know how she keeps her pants up.

I'll bet he was a scrappy little dude.

Nutella is like baby angels pooped and we eat it.

When you've lived in a place that has hook worms, you let a lot of things go...

She burped and it was over.

How many leg cheers did you guys get?

Friend time is never butt numbing!

I'm still in my Summer head, though, so...

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition is in...

We call him the dishwasher Nazi.

I need to see if he wants his teeth.

I got crickets.

I think chicken looked better than squirrel.

Little scrotum on the prairie

Fish burps. Not fun.

I always forget I have to push your button!

I'm waiting for the "whoa whoa"...

If you're gonna poop, you should flush...

No one likes a limp finger.

If the balls chime are they for your hand?

No thank you, Mrs. Goat Cheese!

The leg's only been with one guy....one guy can do a lot of things....

Snorf snorf.

I'm sorry. I just had a seizure.

You make a fine R

So far we be good and tucked...

Do we have to do some regulatory "stuff"?

We're just pushing and punting...

She just kind of rides her own merry-go-round and we do what we can for her every time she swings on by...

The blander the better

Sometimes, you just have to pee in the dark

How palliative of you!

This is what focus sounds like.

I'm only speeding 'cause I really have to poop!

Our problem is: length and width.

Please! Don't say 'penis' -- it's Christmas!!!

John has anointed me to talk about his bowels.

You're nodding your head like you know something.

We're going to have to be a little more OCD about our opiates...

Sometimes it feels like it takes an act of Congress to wipe my butt!

Death is the first step to insanity.

(Sorry about the bilingual mish-mash)

Prayer isn't exactly like making sausage...

He's as pleasant as Punch

I'm an analog person in a digital world.

Tahnks!