I will adhere to being the adhesive!

Your camel is dead to me!

You don't want to touch my toes!

My favorite Christmas carol is "Tranfusion for the holidays".

Did I stop doing something I was doing?

I lose track of time when I'm talking.

My cooking brain cells have shrunken considerably.

I think her seratonin has been goosed enough.

That's one butt crack I could have lived without!

I remember what it was like to have hair.

I floated for four and a half years.

I'm in a turkey state of mind!

I could wonder tomorrow.

I think that was just filed away in my 'denial hole' or something...

That bakes my beans!

You can't cure normal.

I'm sure I'm forgetting somebody, since there's been lots of somebodies...

I found it in a funky place...

Meanwhile, my son smells like dirty socks!

She went from zero to maniac in ten seconds.

He looks like a puffed up little chicken.

The one on his butt is getting serious.

I don't know how she keeps her pants up.

I'll bet he was a scrappy little dude.

Nutella is like baby angels pooped and we eat it.

When you've lived in a place that has hook worms, you let a lot of things go...

She burped and it was over.

How many leg cheers did you guys get?

Friend time is never butt numbing!

I'm still in my Summer head, though, so...

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition is in...

We call him the dishwasher Nazi.

I need to see if he wants his teeth.

I got crickets.

I think chicken looked better than squirrel.

Little scrotum on the prairie

Fish burps. Not fun.

I always forget I have to push your button!

I'm waiting for the "whoa whoa"...

If you're gonna poop, you should flush...

No one likes a limp finger.

If the balls chime are they for your hand?

No thank you, Mrs. Goat Cheese!

The leg's only been with one guy....one guy can do a lot of things....

Snorf snorf.

I'm sorry. I just had a seizure.

You make a fine R

So far we be good and tucked...

Do we have to do some regulatory "stuff"?

We're just pushing and punting...