You've been evicted from the farkel table.

It's big when you farkle.

Let me knot if I can help you.

I'm my own secret pal.

Jell-O is magic.

That is all.

I might be a piddler...

I'm not a bean cooker...

Blood doesn't smell like soda pop.

It's Hepatitis A, not a party...

Not sure what is going on in Providence-Land.

Gotta lift that tongue!

I'm not forcing my vag, just because you have to pee!

I don't have a Klingon forehead.

I had to do a little dancing in the verbage.

I can't believe there's anyone in Woodburn who is still alive.

If I was a lifesaver, I'd pick Butter Rum.

It's hard to stick two tubes in one nostril.

It'll take more than a rump bump to slow me down!

I can hear your 'ding'

I am highly motivated to avoid wedgies

Wow! Sounds like someone opened the floodgates at Crazytown!

I really consider myself more of a rutabaga.

You're an over achiever, in the poop department.

How about some onion ice cream?

We focus on pain and poop.

Auto correct. But a wretchy retch it was.

I got your McMuffin right here......

I am the eagle to your birds. Splat!

Woo hoo! Porta-Potties!

I'll send a lackey and settle for 20.

If it has an orange thingy on it, don't send it.

There are times when you should just let people be rude and not say anything.

I meant wee wee wee all the way home. Not wee wee!

Let's pause while we're paused,
...and just DO this.

Hey! Don't poke people with your monkey!

Ohhh, THERE'S my incognito.

He's a lovely color of orange.

You need me, and I need to sit the frick down.

Thanks, but no thanks. The dry heaving is burning my throat.

Not only am I a chicken, I'm dyslexic!

Oops.

(that was me)

You and this apple have become traveling companions!

I know she's eating because I find stuff in her bed.

She had wrinkles in her feet. We got excited about that.

We have lived in skunk heaven all weekend.

If you touch her feet she will hit you.

Bring me back some bluegrass!

If I had multi-hued boots I'd wear them!

She's going to die of old age....eventually.

You're the one with the broken neck. You need to be sitting in that chair.