Have you ever thought about being a more helpful Higher-Self?

It's just my luck to have a snarky higher-self

It's always better when it's someone else's camel!

If you smell beer, it's my feet...

I take my rexing very seriously over here!

Tastes like squash but it looks like pickles.

So I was gonna ask you, oh, wait -- now why was he in prison again?

Well, hell! I can pee any time you want me to!

It used to be easier, when we had legs!

Don't steal my limelight!

She dropped her drawers for me and I saw the stage II, but she turned me down for a low-profile Roho or a mini-max...

She's curt but she's very friendly...

Responds well to corn bread

I am my own worst temptation.

I don't want to go to the Christian Heaven!

I'll just try to keep my nose to myself!

Please note: R.M. and R.M. are two different people!

I'm already dead -- you can't shoot me.

Well, the expired margarine tastes fine to me...

I have my puffy sections... Not to worry.

Our big focal point has been her bowels.

You can get behind, and shove me, if you want to...

You probably think you're cool if you take Tramadol.

OK, I'm going to pontificate for awhile.

What IS this? Squirrel Christmas?

I can't tell if she's walking her dog or her husband.

On Friday we all have a little ding bat.

Don't get my backside.

There's no clicking here on anything.

You've been evicted from the farkel table.

It's big when you farkle.

Let me knot if I can help you.

I'm my own secret pal.

Jell-O is magic.

That is all.

I might be a piddler...

I'm not a bean cooker...

Blood doesn't smell like soda pop.

It's Hepatitis A, not a party...

Not sure what is going on in Providence-Land.

Gotta lift that tongue!

I'm not forcing my vag, just because you have to pee!

I don't have a Klingon forehead.

I had to do a little dancing in the verbage.

I can't believe there's anyone in Woodburn who is still alive.

If I was a lifesaver, I'd pick Butter Rum.

It's hard to stick two tubes in one nostril.

It'll take more than a rump bump to slow me down!

I can hear your 'ding'

I am highly motivated to avoid wedgies

Wow! Sounds like someone opened the floodgates at Crazytown!