I got about as many problems as a Billy goat with seven horns!

Her bottom was a little radish.

Trying to get someone decent to work on your teeth is like trying to get a fart out of a corpse!

He doesn't have enough sense to pour pee out of a boot!

Ensure: It  doesn't even stop to change color on the way out!

She's a strange cat.

But I think she's getting a little less strange.

I lost weight in my butt. I don't want to lose weight in my butt!

Tuna is an issue in our family.

I promise not to pee in your coffee.


This time.

We're not good listeners, but we love long stories.

I don't tend to go out into the middle of nowhere very often.

I love 'UNO' -- we get pretty raunchy!

If you share you butt's contents, you have to share your butt!

All my chunks are well-dispersed

I still eat wrinkled tomatoes

I'm erring on the side of:

"I don't want a squishy leaf"

I'm a brief aficionado. I'll tell him what's up!

If it's crackers,
Don't move it!

You have a very '-ish" view of "-ish"

He's a hugger

You're a smeller!!!

I'm destructive, so I'm careful

There's a lot of orifices in Head and Neck

I have tights, and itchy nipples. I am ready.

We can eat out of ugly tonight...

I wouldn't know what to do with your sausages!!!

I was trying to get temples out of my mouth

Have you ever thought about being a more helpful Higher-Self?

It's just my luck to have a snarky higher-self

It's always better when it's someone else's camel!

If you smell beer, it's my feet...

I take my rexing very seriously over here!

Tastes like squash but it looks like pickles.

So I was gonna ask you, oh, wait -- now why was he in prison again?

Well, hell! I can pee any time you want me to!

It used to be easier, when we had legs!

Don't steal my limelight!

She dropped her drawers for me and I saw the stage II, but she turned me down for a low-profile Roho or a mini-max...

She's curt but she's very friendly...

Responds well to corn bread

I am my own worst temptation.

I don't want to go to the Christian Heaven!

I'll just try to keep my nose to myself!

Please note: R.M. and R.M. are two different people!

I'm already dead -- you can't shoot me.

Well, the expired margarine tastes fine to me...

I have my puffy sections... Not to worry.

Our big focal point has been her bowels.

You can get behind, and shove me, if you want to...

You probably think you're cool if you take Tramadol.