I'm very new to mushrooms. 

No matter how mad you are,

you can't stop someone

from buying bananas.

Not really. 

Not if they keep trying. 

Maybe I can find some more variety... sad the camel moved. Not for the camel but for me.  

The catalyst is ear wax, I think.

Nothing says "Love!" like a toilet!

I've never been this old before!

My body doesn't always tell the truth.

Your little periontitis is delicate.

You have to take good care of it!

Glenfiddich: it's like Fresca...with a penis in it.

I forget where people put their dots.

I cried because I didn't get an Angry Birds pen.

Grandpa's willing to try debauchery

It's hard to take a small bite of a big taco.

Did I tell you about the pigs?

We're definitely darkening

I feel slumpy when I'm slumpy

I got slapped in the face twice, and I only got two cheeks!

There's nothing worse than greasy astroturf!

I don't think there's as many Jeff's today.

She cussed, but she's clean!

She doesn't smell bad, she just smells like cheese!

I don't know anything about tar!

I am happy to report that there were no maggots visible today.

Oh, his wounds have all sorts of things!

You're not the boss of me!!!

And neither are your cooties!!!

I got about as many problems as a Billy goat with seven horns!

Her bottom was a little radish.

Trying to get someone decent to work on your teeth is like trying to get a fart out of a corpse!

He doesn't have enough sense to pour pee out of a boot!

Ensure: It  doesn't even stop to change color on the way out!

She's a strange cat.

But I think she's getting a little less strange.

I lost weight in my butt. I don't want to lose weight in my butt!

Tuna is an issue in our family.

I promise not to pee in your coffee.


This time.

We're not good listeners, but we love long stories.

I don't tend to go out into the middle of nowhere very often.

I love 'UNO' -- we get pretty raunchy!

If you share you butt's contents, you have to share your butt!

All my chunks are well-dispersed

I still eat wrinkled tomatoes

I'm erring on the side of:

"I don't want a squishy leaf"

I'm a brief aficionado. I'll tell him what's up!

If it's crackers,
Don't move it!

You have a very '-ish" view of "-ish"

He's a hugger

You're a smeller!!!

I'm destructive, so I'm careful

There's a lot of orifices in Head and Neck

I have tights, and itchy nipples. I am ready.

We can eat out of ugly tonight...