Nothin' worse than seeing a couple middle age white guys doing the chest bump.

I'm coming down with dementia.

Unfortunately I am already a female.

Sometimes I just smell the horse.

Supposedly efficacious

Nothing on her butt. That's good.

Quietly Seething

We're on a short stroke today.

I'm up in the ozone.

It was a three stooges moment at the wedding.

I opened my package early.

Not to be confused with a doormat.

She did a good tuck in as I had no calls from any of her peeps.

He talks like a girl.

I hate that circle!

I'm enjoying Plastic Jesus.

Better that than
a "poop angel"!

Please disregard earlier notice of death

If you leave it up to me you're going to be confused for the rest of your life!

I tend to be such a freaking big mouth.

Lox ain't helpin' her now!

Sometimes it's massive!

I was tempted to let a "dude" fly, but I restrained myself.

Don't forget Mr. Mackerel!

Not right now,
I'm playing
B•I•N•G•O!!!

It's not about the face, it's about the hair.

I'm gruntled.

No thanks. I lubed up at home.

Don't kiss the squirrel before you buy him.

Great. Just great.
Now I have to
take another shower.

(shivers)

He looks out for my plumbing problems.

They heaped up a large pile of rocks, which remains to this day.

Whoa! Those are some long logs!!!

I've gotta start going into the woman's room from now on.

There's nothing I like better than a good joke about eating the afterbirth!

Pink eye? You don't have pink eye for three days!!!

We've left "dude" and moved on to Scarface.

Have you met my friend Margo?

You wanna be liberal with the moisturizer

If one won't do it, I would go for two.

You could catch up the briefs.

I'm here. Are you there?

It's not a skirt -- it's a kilt!

No, you go first!

Starters

Here is a list of t-shirt ideas that we've collected so far.

The Internet: It's a bunch of links to information. That's all it is.

...and then the snicker escaped

Life is a never-ending mosaic of bodily functions

My water is now finished

I still care about the W

I've been dudeing all day

OK. But no spanking

Time to start that business

OOOooooo. ALL CAPS dude wins!

Drink coffee: do stupid things with more energy

Watch the bowels carefully

I'm only halfway through my water

I'm channeling Jar Jar Binks

My last name starts with "D"

Undo the bowels