literally bulging with urine.

We've had some communication problems.

I'm redirecting myself

The two of them are like...WOH.

"I'll take you out!"

Would you hand me the "stuff"?

He sounds almost like a 78 record right now.

He started muttering when he saw you pull up.

I hate to finger anybody...

...But I'm fingering

I'm assuming, because I can't see anything

She was going downhill, but then she popped back.

Do we have enough cups?

I was on vacation in my mind

I understand now that I understood incorrectly.

I wanted to talk to you eyeball to eyeball.
-

Don't wait until you're dead to buy a house.

It's not even a concept, it's like a fart in my brain.

This is as far as I know.

bagelsn do nuts

I have touched base with most of my peeps.

Andy in Toronto would be proud of you.

It is in the oncologist hands now.

We've gone from cynical to ballistic.

I'm going to spend the whole day in my pajamas and eat junk food.

Don't fool around with my arms

.........Is your memory iced up like mine?

Sunshine is a Christmas miracle!

I don't know what happened to my lids.

third the charm for ne tonight

I was able to p/u ham and wood for window repair.

I'm under pain?

OK

I'm under pain!

I sank last night

Whiskey or rum? Whoa!

I turn around and have to reintroduce myself.

She's not into prayer:

They're Episcopalians.

Look at your tree.

Do you need me to say something now?

Did anybody discuss envisioning death with anybody?

Take a rubber ducky!

If you would like a receipt,
please identify yourself.

You got your ears shortened!

Maybe it would make sense to de-refer me right now.

Wow! You took EVERYTHING off your feet!

Did your BUTT do that?!!?!?

What a caring group of pepole u r.

I survived
Snowpacolypse
2008

I am truffle-less.

don't come after me if I'm all wet...

...or white.

Come to my world.

My pits are the ony things keeping me warm!

I'm pedaling as fast as I can

but my wheels are starting to spin.

Tell me about your waffles.

East in the sticks.

What do u want from a man named Irving!!???

Once my eyes were fully opened I realized it was the big white bump in the driveway!

There's a glacier on our roof.

Yes. I corroborate.

I'd rather have big fluffy flakes!

Back off!

I'm a crip with a whip!

Unsupervised children will be given candy and espresso.

I've had didabetes before.

Oops, I thought that was a speed bump.

Gravity is not our friend.

Just do the comprehensive phone thing.

Don't go "Donner" on us.

Man, that manure scoops up easy!

I'm as fine as frog's hair.

I'm sure I'm exceeding something

I was outright rejected, twice!

Ahhhh, the internet

There's a full page of skin

All she has is skin.

I didn't know I was in there.

Everybody goes around and does whatever they do

There's not a lot of heel there, but we still wrap it!

The whole thing fell off.

I have no idea.

He's a POC

We're just playing the Medicare game!

The dog has a waiting list?

I'm really confident when I'm drunk

Is your Blackberry on?

In Phoenix it's like 125 degrees, you know. (emblem of the Phoenix Visitors and Tourist bureau on the back)

Are you escaping?

Have a Merry Christmas (or whatever your tradition is)

I don't think I've heard your Circuit City story

I don't trust boys period.

Somebody hates me.

totally being quiet can't happen.

You can turn off your blinkies.

Its amazing what I can connect

I'm wearing a bikini under my clothes.

Hand made by a society

We won't be having separate rooms.

The world"s coming to an end, so let's all buy a lobster-gram!

More "who's" than "what's" for me!

I'm listening to Roy Orbison sing a carol.

No deaths, nothing to report.

I did...and I did!

When you're real, shabbiness doesn't matter.

Soyna seeing Free

I have too many things in my head

I'm looking for armpits

The toastiness is worth it!

I need a hot chocolate bailout.

I'm going to Disneyland. Isn't that where everyone goes?

Sometimes I'm too short on one end.

Closed. Out of nuts.

I don't know anybody who is five or six hundred years old

Holiday savings... 2 plots for the price of 1.

Getting gas is part of my job!

I've never had problems with my thighs, thankfully.

Someday, I will have a goal

It may be good but it isn't pleasant.

I've seen all the sides.

I'm more interesting than I sound

How about some chicken pudding?

I AM in a thumping mood.

We don't want to blow all the hair off ya!

Whole 'lot 'o thumpin' goin' on!

Steroids for everything!

I saw a lot of extra spots yesterday that I hadn't seen before.

He's quite static.

I try not to look at things like that.

Compassionate but clueless

I'm a very deceptive charity guy.

NATAFINGA!!!

Some days her tea looks like pee.

I still pretty much feel clueless.

Thx for the checkle.

Sprinkles in Depends® are never a good deal.

My peeps "should be".

Remain in your bed clothes.

Break out the bad sweaters.

I love it here......

I'm a BIG help

Put me down for five dollars on the pasta.

5 is the new 3.

Wow I didn't even do anything,

that's pretty good.

I'm a wild-stabber

Not on; just with

Forgot to tell you I'm back.

Be nice to me, I might be your nurse someday.

I kept going until I stopped.

Will you please wait? My dog is barking.

I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.

I don't remember what it was, but the second word is dementia.

I'm going with my mind.

Tie your load.

You have an umbrella.

I have pockets.

I'm just goppledy-gooping words

indeed...

i'm probably a robot

I grade on a curve

I'm a little-bit unaware of a lot of stuff

Black is the new black

Santa prefers the Whopper.

I thought we were spelling.

Poop on the floor is not good marketing.

If the cat can do it,
I can do it!

That's a new thing.

Apparently parts of him aren't linear.

The last visit was a bigger circus.

That's OK, I was in a different mind.

They're OK and that's all I have to say.

He's saggy everywhere.

You know who you are.

I check the portal daily!

A Mid-Summer's Night Chicken.

We'll flounder together.

He can't make up his liver test.

Keith is just a doll!

That Santa is just a little kinky.

My New Year's resolution is to drive you crazy.

too pooped to POOP

No bleeding but very smelly

There's an age thing here. That's where you pick up your kids.

I'm the king of moot.

Ahhhh, poo bears - I was thinking Mill City.

DOY!!!

Quail!!!

I can smell me.

I'm saving all of my dirt.

My list exploded.

We've taken away lesions.

We've added bruising.

I'm rating my BMs on a 0-10 scale

I quit.
But I will still go to Thai Beer.