my brain is still on vacation

We're a whole state full of stoners.

She didn't like Barney, so she spit him out.

If she goes to the hospital, we watch her teeth.

I'm coupon challenged.

Just consider me your adhesive homey!

Oh rats!....Ed's dead.

I will make homemade potato salad.

If you're not at the table, you're on the menu.

There will be bitching.

Remember when you did?

He talked really high.

Was he all commando, still?

Maybe he's under the polar ice cap.

She had two daughters

One was a strange...

I don't want to be around when you've "had it".

He died, man -- whattaya want?

I think Keith is getting "jiggy wit' it"

She seems to enjoy that, 'cause she does sweat a lot...

She's no bigger than a minute

If you ever meet Joe, say hello.

She was tisketing when I first got there.

My pierogi is leaking.

Linda told me I have to die on my own time.

I was crying because you guys are crazy

I haven't used a payphone in so long it's like learning new software!

I want spandex pants!!

I can bring a horse whip.

I don't need to watch a puppet show.

My day is full now!

You made me use the sputum word

I will bring a stuffed dog.

Everybody wants to go somewhere

Would you like me to read these funny words?

You'll get your vacation in a minute.

Do you want me to read these funky little words?

I need a stoma gasket for my little friend.

I will bring a scepter

Well, it's not workin'.
You got any wine?

I'll ski right on over

I'd like to sit on that PIT.

Don't tell me anything you need to tell me.

I'm just popular

I'm all for "more of the same" only more!

Save me a veggie!!!

Front:

Veni, vidi, vici



Back:

Translation: Got the crap out of his ears!

The ear man is coming at 1100.

I just talked about using cornstarch like a power

How fast would you drop a box of dead gerbils?

Whoa!

You're going to give me a tic!

We're having a talkabout

I LOVE FOSTER HOMES!!!
(grumble grumble)

We don't need the details

Every supervisor has a supervisor.

Don't wear your frock coat when you go.

She's basically a yes or no person

He looks NOTHING like Mother Theresa

I don't think she has enough potpourri

We have the technology. We just don't know what to do with it.

Growing chest hair is on my "to do" list.

Throw in rum if you're wanting to relax.

mmmmm.

I'm clear, you're clear, we're all clear.

You don't have to look at me if it hurts you...

the little half bodies on the floor are not real

Are you sure someone isn't peeing on your head?

Yeah, she kind of grew on you in a crusty sort of way

I will try to speak in bullet points this week.

He was drunk but his name is listed.

Jessica is beefing up her visits.

He's a Democrat. He used to be a Veteranarian.

Monday is honorary bubble day.

Tattoos for gas.

Going to jail has never been on my list of things to do

I'm still Jim

I'm familiar with BART

I just wanted you to know:

The dominoes are at my place.

I called her name and she aroused.

Eeew on the mental toe painting picture!!!

There was no change in the "hidden magic spot"

I can find myself down.

I'm not there yet.

I wish I understood the technology, but.

Neti Pot = Nose Enema

I have extra munchkins if they are needed!

I woke up lost in the land of Oz.

I am the heroine

I used to be the marijuanae

This is for you.

I am the flying monkey

In my HEART I be googlin'.

We can't do a dressing change without a lot of Fol-De-Rol.

What about Curly?

I just got a turkey and a goat.

I'm going to cry.

I'm trying to save you from bitchhood.

I must be dying -- *you're* here

Bedpan delivered. All is well with the universe.

You're still bunking!

Not everyone understands irony, it turns out...

I know *I'm* getting excited!

Hands were purple last night, otherwise OK.

I don't know a millibar from a millipede.

I was under a tree, and an outhouse flew past me.

Do you have a pointy hat as well??

I'm naïve and loving, DAMMIT!

I have a nurse's "thing" every day.

I'm the "Plan of Care" faery!

I want to lose my boundaries some time soon and be found there listening to some Bluegrass

I'm salaried; let's go.

We're keepin' the hosers.

I wasn't done talking.....

The three of us were sitting on our tongues.

I'm running fifty-fifty on first impressions this week.

A plate is better than a napkin anyday.

We are both alone.

It's ugly but it's clean.

Aksarben: that's Nebraska spelled backwards.

They call it a mountain but it's really more like a bump.

I forgot my ears.

I'm not haulin' ass, I am haulin' dirt.

If you find little brown floaty things let me know

no weepy with the dudes

I can hear you

heads high, now HOWL!!!!!

The chances are slim and none, and slim just got on the bus.

Rejected as always.

I owned her in my head.

Robert loves playing with it!

What you're looking for is what to look for...

I'm green, but it's a pale green.

Ding dong!

Good morning "Steverino"