I can help with all except one good man and kitty food, you're on your
own for those!

We'll take a day trip to see Italy.

Somebody's already killed it. I'm going to eat it.

Me too you (not the queen part).

We don't have to do anything unless he goes to Alaska...

His son knows he is not on the floor

She's still wacky, but she's calmer.

I'm a prune popper.

I'm not a skinny dipper, I'm a chunky dunker.

I thought that was temporary, since I am all-powerful.
I want my ba-ba.

An accident waiver and release of liabilities will need to be signed before playing.

He's the dummy with the Winnebego in the sink hole in his back yard.

"I'm dying....quit poking me".

She normally doesn't groan for me.

We had a conversation about furniture-walking.

It's still as clear as mud, but at least we have a plan.

Whatever else we're doing, we're fluffing and buffing her really well!

...little words here and there, like "OK"...

You know bupkus.

Have you ever BEEN to Roseburg?

The only reason I loved cocktail waitressing was you got a free shot
at the end of the night and could take off your heels!

Nobody likes a 300 pound redneck in a Princess Leia bikini.

How do I get back to my tree if I'm not home?

True Grit is the ubiquitous western that epitomizes the American spirit

Costco is our manifest destiny

I'm apathetic toward Molly Ringwold.

Sometimes music gets in the back door-kind of thing.

No jokes about hairy cell leukemia!

I'm not going to write down that you're talking about testicles.

Scott is over here licking his chops.

I thought that would take care of the bigamy thing, you know...

Oh, and the pectin people. A pox upon them!

Hey, you are the dingbat who ate the peanuts.

I want a witness in the event she tries to jump my bones.

I hate it when they don't bleed enough!

It's all a stinking pile of shit, so I guess it doesn't matter.

If I could only hit the ground, at least I'd stop falling!!!

Slow to respond, teeth

I don't think we can fit any more 747s on this postage stamp!

The emperor is not only naked, he has a thousand tailors.

It's hard not to slant when you've been slanting all of your life.

No problem! Sometimes my steering wheel even tastes good when I chew it!

let me know when youre free so I can stop peeking around the corner

He'll be bing-bonging all day long.

She has multiple aprons, for lack of a better term.

It's hard to treat a failed auto sale with Lorazepam.

I suppose at this point it would look really dumb to say, "I knew that"...

Nobody can spell shaboopey.

As the saying goes God Blees America